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Dark Matter.
You know...
The physics phudge phactor
Conveniently used (by scientists)
When things in the universe
Don’t add up.
I wonder if I could use
Dark Matter
When things in MY universe
Don’t add up?
Like...
I’ve been trying for a while
To reconcile
My checkbook...
“Dark Matter -$5.39”
There!
Now it adds up!
I step onto the bathroom scale.
“Cookies + ice cream cone + barbecue...
Doesn’t add up to THAT much!
Must be Dark Matter-
The ethereal material
Is weighing me down.”
I pull in too close
To the right-hand garage wall.
Again.
My husband says,
“Your visual perception is out of whack.”
“No.” I say, “It’s Dark Matter.”
“It distorts garage gravity, you know.”
Ahh...
I think I’m catching on
To this fudge factor thing.
Just wait ‘till you see
How I use Dark Energy!
You know...
The physics phudge phactor
Conveniently used (by scientists)
When things in the universe
Don’t add up.
I wonder if I could use
Dark Matter
When things in MY universe
Don’t add up?
Like...
I’ve been trying for a while
To reconcile
My checkbook...
“Dark Matter -$5.39”
There!
Now it adds up!
I step onto the bathroom scale.
“Cookies + ice cream cone + barbecue...
Doesn’t add up to THAT much!
Must be Dark Matter-
The ethereal material
Is weighing me down.”
I pull in too close
To the right-hand garage wall.
Again.
My husband says,
“Your visual perception is out of whack.”
“No.” I say, “It’s Dark Matter.”
“It distorts garage gravity, you know.”
Ahh...
I think I’m catching on
To this fudge factor thing.
Just wait ‘till you see
How I use Dark Energy!
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Static and stars
Sweet someone
You're hanging stars up in the static
You let maybes
into your dreams
But these years of ours
are crowding out your favorite promises
Dear loved one
You open up
the sky
to let the storms drift in
You say
the thunder and the silence
sound like God
Listen,
my loveliest
somebody
Your heartbeat thunders
like God's whispers
speaking your maybes
into my dreams and your electric silence
shimmers over us
promising
Closer,
someday,
closer
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A Few, Famous Weeks...
A Few, Famous Weeks For Forgetting
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He had tied his index finger to her memories with a thread. Whenever hed raise his fingers at her, she knew hes talking about her past.
2401.
She wanted him to be precise. But for the moments that went unnoticed, he often rounded-off her memories.
343.
When she walked out of his heart, she forgot to tell him where she kept the key to their cupboard. They had designed their cupboard to be airtight. To keep their memories safe from the fungus and bacteria. It was an alternative to their own hearts.
She had taken his alternative away, forever - he thought.
This morning, she had steppe
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coming home
moments no longer
hang
delicately suspended
waiting
instead
deliriously happy
racing the storm
running down a street
thunder and sheets of rain
all around
wind curves around
pushes forcefully forward
leap
storm raging
pulls
up
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Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series is one of my favorite pieces of literature, and it deals largely with dark matter.
I've always wanted to research it but I never really have - your hilarious observationist wit here has reinspired me. Thanks!
I've always wanted to research it but I never really have - your hilarious observationist wit here has reinspired me. Thanks!